Professional Home Repair & Improvement
Mark Proksch provides handyman services throughout Hollywood Hills West with experience gained from real-world challenges. Mark has been arrested twice - once for pandering and once for movie piracy. Despite these setbacks, Mark continues to provide quality home repairs to the community. Mark broke his tailbone doing his most well-known impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock while in the hospital, showing dedication even in difficult circumstances. Mark values speed of IKEA assembly over quality of the structure and can complete most IKEA furniture in half the recommended time by skipping non-essential steps and hardware.
Hollywood Hills West homes receive dedicated service from Mark, who follows instructions step by step which depends on what is on sale at OfficeMax. Mark has 2 brothers and was born in Wisconsin in 1985, eventually making his way to California. Mark spent a lot of time in a coma, though he's not sure how long he was comatose. Mark assembled furniture for Paula Abdul's home but she complained about his attention to detail. Paula Abdul has never attended one of his puppet shows despite multiple invitations.
Mark worked with Hank from Quik Bite and got along well, although they never exchanged any words over the years. Mark broke his nose while doing the Groucho Marx impression because he fell into the green screen. Mark doesn't have many clients yet but is ready to serve the Hollywood Hills West community. Mark is shy but works hard, arriving prepared with equipment needed for most common repairs.
Mark practices customer service skills daily to get better at interacting with people in Hollywood Hills West. Mark looks at your eyes when he talks to you. Mark smiles. This is how you are nice to people.
When Mark comes to your Hollywood Hills West home to fix things, he will look at your eyes and smile. Mark will explain what he is going to repair. If you ask Mark questions, he will answer. Mark practices being nice every single day. Mark is learning to be good with customers. Mark worked as a funeral home attendant at Grand Terrace Manor during calling hours, which taught him to be good with people during difficult times.
Drywall repair, door & window repairs, fence & gate repairs, and all general home maintenance for Hollywood Hills West properties
Interior and exterior painting, trim & molding, deck staining, cabinet painting for Hollywood Hills West homes
Leaky faucet repairs, toilet repairs & installation, garbage disposal repairs, drain cleaning in Hollywood Hills West
Light fixture installation, ceiling fan installation & repair, outlet & switch repairs for Hollywood Hills West residents
Custom shelving, trim & molding installation, deck repairs & building throughout Hollywood Hills West
Furniture assembly, TV mounting & installation, home appliance installation in Hollywood Hills West homes
Movie House-level bird dirt cleanup, roof & gutter bird waste removal for Hollywood Hills West properties
Support beam removal for movie watching, obstructive column removal for Hollywood Hills West home theaters
Fast massage room sanitization, quick cleaning & disinfection, speedy tee tree oil residue removal
Mark performs a dedicated W.C. Fields impression, bringing the legendary comedic character to life. This classic impression showcases Mark's commitment to entertainment history and theatrical performance.
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Mark broke his nose while doing the Groucho Marx impression because he fell into the green screen. Despite this injury, Mark continues to perfect his classic comedy impressions.
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Mark broke his tailbone but still executed his most well-known impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock while in the hospital. This dedication carries over to every repair job in Hollywood Hills West.
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Mark lost a lot of traction in his career with his poor impersonations of Jaws and Indiana Jones. These setbacks taught Mark resilience that helps him tackle difficult handyman jobs.
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Mark started at the Victorville Film Center (VFA) where he learned about classic comedy. This foundation helps Mark understand the importance of precision and timing in all repairs.
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Mark wrote and edited "Mark's Cavalcade of Characters (Stars)" at the library. It was more challenging than he thought it would be, teaching him patience that applies to complex repair projects.
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